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20080104 Friday January 04, 2008
Myanmar Buddhist Orphanage Association

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During one of my meandering bike rides around Mandalay one afternoon I noticed this large orphanage on 62nd Street. I wheeled through the entrance gate and was greeted by a young man speaking English. He asked if I wanted to meet the director. Sure, why not!

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The director was a nice man named Ko Ko Gyi. He showed me around the orphanage, one which houses 180 boys. The campus is quite large, giving the boys enough room to play games such as football and chinlon. There are newer buildings that house classrooms and a dining hall, but they boys currently sleep in an old, crumbling dormitory with bunk beds. Thanks to donations from a German group, the orphanage has been able to buy computers for one of their classrooms, along with new water storage tanks, but there still is much to be done.

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I was impressed by what I had seen, and the dedication of the staff. I planned to bring a friend with me to visit the following day, so I asked Ko Ko Gyi what we could bring the kids. He said that they had enough stationery supplies (pens, pencils, notebooks, etc.) but he suggested the children could use sports equipment such as footballs, cane balls to play chinlon, and badminton sets. So, the following day I went to the market in Mandalay and bought several of each.

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In retrospect, I should have purchased even more stuff, especially badminton sets (which the younger kids seemed to prefer). There just wasn’t nearly enough for everyone to use at one time. But what I was able to bring certainly was appreciated. The kids all lit up when I returned the next day with my trishaw driver (not my usual driver, Myint Shin, but another nice fellow I know, Hashim) and distributed the goods. Ko Ko Gyi had already left for the day, but one of his assistants was there, along with the Buddhist monk Abbot, U Sandimar (I love that name: it sounds like what you’d call Sandi Shaw if she married Johnny Marr---okay, only Smiths fans might understand this one!).

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This is definitely a place that I will return the next time I visit Mandalay. Just to see smiles on the faces of the children is worth every kyat I spend on balls or donate to the orphanage. The children can also use donations of clothing, blankets, toys and books.

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04:26 AM PST Permalink |
20080103 Thursday January 03, 2008
Burmese Teashops & Restaurants

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I have become a teashop addict. At first, my teashop visits only involved a cup or two of the glorious sweet, hot tea that is artfully made to order. None of that instant crap at these establishments. Then I started sampling the snacks on offer; goodies such as paratha, samosas, and goey pastries filled with coconut shavings. After that I graduated to the hard stuff: the noodles.

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Yes, Burmese teashops aren’t just places to sip tea. During the day, especially in the mornings, they are filled with hungry customers, wolfing down bowls of noodle specialities such as monhinga, ohno kauk swe, and mondhi. And each one of those dishes has subtle variations. For example, I discovered shwe taun kauk swe for the first time on this trip. And I entirely blame my friend, Ma Thanegi, for turning me on to see many addictive noodle dishes. Another Yangon friend and noodle nut, Sandra Gerrits, says that I should try kyay-oh next time.

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Burmese teashops are also the place where locals go to socialize, catch up on news, and gossip. If there is a football match (usually an English Premiereship game) on the tube, there will be a crowd watching it. In Yangon I tend to hang out at the Yatha Teashop on Mahabandoola Road, and the Morning Star Café on Sayasan Road, just off Upper Pansodan Street. Yatha is just a tiny hole-in-the-wall joint, but the service is attentive and the tea is tasty. It’s always full of customers, some of whom you’ll share a table with due to the lack of seats. During one of my visits last month I sat with a nice older couple (I’m guessing they were in their late 60s or early 70s) who spoke excellent English. After hearing that I was American, they wanted to know my opinion about who would be the next president. The gentleman was very knowledgeable about the world and current events; besides American politics, our conversation touched on President Sarkozy of France, the troubles in Iraq, and global warming. I asked this gentleman for advice on what sort of gift I could take to families I would be visiting in Bagan and Mandalay. He laughed and replied: “Money! Everybody needs more money nowadays.”

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I met my friend Win Thuya at Morning Star a couple of times during my Yangon stay. He’s the one that started the Kuthodaw community Library in New Bagan last year. The next project he is thinking of starting is something that can help local students and keep them in school. I had been telling Thuya about my attempts to get some postacard-selling kids in New Bagan that I know back in school. I’ve been disappointed because everytime I return I find them standing in front of hotels, trying to sell souvenirs to tourists, instead of attending classes. Thuya feels that the money could be better utilized to help the kids that DO attend classes. Some of these kids can afford to go to school, but they often don’t have enough money to eat lunch each day. At this point I’m inclined to agree with Thuya. He’s looking into the logistics of working with some schools in New Bagan so we can assist needy students.

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At Morning Star I passed out photos I’d taken on my previous trip to some of the kids that work there. Like at most teashops in Myanmar, the staff is almost entirely comprised of teenage boys. They don’t go to school either; they just work 12-hour days (or longer) at the teashop, and sleep there too. Some of them make as little as 8,000 – 10,000 kyat (less than ten dollars) per month in salary. Sure, all their meals are taken care of, and they have a place to sleep, but that’s still a pretty paltry salary. It’s no wonder they appear so happy when I leave tips!

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Morning Star also has a branch in Mandalay, and my friend Walter and I stopped by there almost every morning for breakfast, along with Myint Shin, my favorite trishaw driver. It’s not as big as the branch in Mandalay, but the kids that work there are very pleasant and provide excellent service. On our last morning in town, Walter passed out t-shirts to all the staff at Morning Star. That and some final tips from us brought out more big smiles.

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My favorite place in Mandalay is not a teashop but a restaurant: Aye Myit Tar. It’s located on 81st Street, only a few blocks from the house where the Moustache Brothers perform their show each evening. Due to that location they tend to get a few tourists dropping by in the evenings. What can I say about this restaurant? I like the food, despite the oily curries, but it’s the overwhelmly attentive and goofy service that really hooks me. Like the teashops, the staff is entirely boys who work long shifts and live on premises. But they seem a happy lot overall; smiling and laughing, and even singing when the urge takes over.

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I also brought the Aye Myit Tar crew a bunch of photos from my last trip. They remembered me as the crazy foreigner who always leaves big tips, so the service was even more attentive than usual. At this restaurant, along with your main dish give you as many free refills of their side dishes (creamed corn, butter beans, soup, tea leaf salad, tomato salad, etc.) as you can eat, so I was more than stuffed each time I ate there.

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I decided that these hard working kids deserved some gifts, too, so after consulting with Myint Shin, I ended up going to Zeigyo (the big market in Mandalay) and buying thirty white t-shirts for the crew. Thankfully, the whole lot fit into my backback and I was able to cycle over the next day and distribute the bounty. Gotta love those smiles!

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07:23 PM PST Permalink |
20080102 Wednesday January 02, 2008
Myanmar Marketing

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One of my favorite activities when in Myanmar is visiting local markets. And I’m not talking about shopping centers or supermarkets, but the traditional outdoor bazaars that sell everything from food and flowers, to kites and Manchester United posters. An explosion of vivid colors and enticing smells (and yes, a few revolting odors, too) are certain to greet you.

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Every town or city in Myanmar, no matter the size, has at least one bustling morning, or an all-day market, where you can roam the aisles and soak up the sights. The markets in Shan State towns such as Nyaungshwe and Pyin U Lwin are particularly interesting, packed with a rainbow of products and ethnic groups.

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During my wander around the market in Nyaungshwe last week, a friendly local man struck up a conversation, pointing out the differences between spices such as turmeric and saffron. The market in Nyaungshwe doesn’t stay open all day. If you don’t get there by noon, most of the vegetable and fruit vendors have usually sold out of their goods.

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The markets are also places to get a good cheap meal; particularly a hot, steaming bowl of Shan noodles if you are in Shan State. Someday I hope to go to Rakhaing State where they serve a noodle specialty that translates as “burn throat, burn tongue.” Now that’s what I call spicy!

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10:28 PM PST Permalink |
Misan Restaurant in New Bagan

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One of the better restaurants in New Bagan is Misan, hidden down a dirt road that leads to the Thazin Garden Hotel. Misan is run by the personable Maung Soe Tint, a native of this friendly little town. The restaurant used to be located in Old Bagan, until they were forced to relocate last year. Unfortunately, in their new location, Misan is much less visible to the tourists who visit Old Bagan’s popular pagodas. Combine that with the dropoff in tourist numbers this year --- even though it’s supposed to be high season --- and business is not very good these days.

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Nevertheless, like most Burmese, Maung Soe Tint remains cheerful and is always doing nice little things to make his customers happy. One night he emerged from the kitchen with a treat for our party (me and my friend Walter, and about ten kids from the village we were treating to dinner): banana flambé. The kids had never seen a “fire banana” before and were amazed by the whole thing.

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One morning, Maung Soe Tint and his wife invited us to breakfast at their home; a tasty meal of noodles and veggies. If that wasn’t enough, they gave Walter and I each a lovely sand painting. But that’s a typical example of Burmese hospitality. When you drop by someone’s home, don’t be surprised to leave with a gift of some sort. These people are amazingly kind.

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Our last night in town we invited even more kids to the restaurant. Naturally it took a few extra minutes for Maung Soe Tint and his staff to cook all the food. One kid, Kyaw Kyaw, had to wait the longest for his meal to be served. I think he thought it was never going to emerge from the kitchen. And when his food finally showed up, he pleaded with us not to leave the restaurant until he had finished eating. Hey, we weren’t going anywhere. We were all waiting for another “fire banana.”

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The area where Misan is located is just down the road from a village where most of the postcard-peddling kids in the area live. During the past two years I’ve gotten to know several of the families in this village. But I sometimes get confused about which children belong to which family: the doors of the thatched-roof homes are always open and people drift in and out the room, carrying babies, holding hands with younger kids (sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, cousins … who knows?), and dodging the chickens, pigs, and dogs that are occasionally crossing their path. But the spirit and vitality of these poor people is always high. Every time I return they shower me with smiles and affection. That’s one of the reasons I keep coming back.

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01:46 AM PST Permalink |
20080101 Tuesday January 01, 2008
Year of the Monk

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Despite the September unrest in a handful of cities around Myanmar (most of the country remained unaffected by the demonstrations), monks continue to be an important and visible presence in the country. At some monasteries in Yangon and Mandalay, the numbers of monks has declined noticeably (one monastery in Mandalay that had over 2,500 monks at this time last year now has only 600), but at others there has been no change at all. You still see monks out on the streets collecting alms, riding buses, and watching street football matches.

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I had debated whether or not to visit my usual favorite monasteries when in Mandalay. But after talking to some locals and judging that things seemed calm, I stopped in several places during my bike trips around town. Some monasteries have stopped accepting donations of food and money from the government, and now depend upon members of the community to sustain them. While in Mandalay, I was invited to a Kathein ceremony (in which robes are given to the monastery) at one of the monasteries, but I had to leave for Inle Lake the next day and couldn’t attend.

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While in Mingun I visited the local monastery, which is located behind the giant cracked Mingun Paya. This time the head monk was around, and he invited me in for tea. During my last visit he was out of town “on tour.” It seems he’s a bit of a traveler and frequently gives sermons around Myanmar and even in neighboring countries. During one of my visits he gave me a CD of sermons he had recorded.

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My favorite monastery is an old teakwood one in Nyaungshwe called Shwe Yan Pyay Kyaung. Besides being a very interesting looking building, the monastery is populated by a personable bunch of young novice monks. The best English speaker of the bunch, Te Kyu, was at another monastery, in Taunggyi, this time, but one of his sidekicks, Soe Win, was still around.

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I brought the monks some photos I’d take of them on my last visit, along with a bunch of airline flight magazines and some children’s books. One of the titles, “How Animals Talk,” proved to be a big hit. The monks are clearly fond of animals; they even keep a couple of cats for company at the monastery.

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During my first day in town, Soe Win suggested a walk around the neighborhood. The monastery is connected to a village of the same name, Shwe Yan Pyay, and bordered by a canal on one side. With green mountains in the distance, it’s a most picturesque spot. The novice monks turned out to be real hams, repeatedly requesting that I take their photo in various poses.

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On my second day in town I went by the morning market in Nyaungshwe and bought 40 oranges to take the monks. There are 30 novice monks that stay at the monastery along with 7 senior monks who teach the lads Buddhist scripture and the Pali language. I arrived at around 11 a.m., when they were eating their last meal of the day. Soe Win greeted my outside, saying that he has already finished eating. I asked what I should do with the oranges, and he told me to take them into the dining room and put one on each monk’s plate. When I took the plastic bag full of oranges out of my backpack, the bag promptly ripped, spilling fruit onto the floor. I’ll just add that to my Top Ten list of most embarrassing incidents! One of the local girls who was assisting with lunch, helped me pick up the oranges, and I managed to give one to each monk without any further accidents.

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02:00 AM PST Permalink |
20071231 Monday December 31, 2007
The Return of Par Par Lay & the Moustache Brothers

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He’s back! Whenever someone gets arrested in Myanmar, there is no telling how long he or shee will be “in the klink,” as Lu Zaw of the Moustache Brothers is fond of saying. Fellow Moustache Brother and comedian extraordinare Par Par Lay found himself in the jailhouse again (this is arrest number three) back in late September. His crime: leading a group of “opposition party members” to give alms to monks in Mandalay. Of course, this happened during the height of the monk-led protests in Yangon and Mandalay, a particularly troubling time for everyone in the country. Over the past decade, Par Par Lay and the Moustache Brothers have been quite critical of the current military regime. In fact, telling off-color jokes about the generals, at an outdoor show in 1996, is what landed Par Par Lay in jail the first time. That cost him six years.

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Par Par Lay was released from his latest incarceration on October 30, and the Moustache Brothers have resumed evening shows at their home on 39th Street in Mandalay. The government prohibits them from performing in front of local audiences, so they now hold shows specifically for tourists: “demonstrations” of traditional Burmese song and dance forms, spiced with plenty of humor (Lu Maw is the master of ceremonies---and master of nearly every clichéd slang phrase you can think of: “She let me off the hook!”) and a bit of subtle political commentary. An 8,000 kyat (about $6.50) donation per person is requested. They also sell a variety of colorful Moustache Brothers t-shirts (I now own three styles!) for 5,000 kyat each.

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The show I saw this time was nearly identical to the one I attended last year, except that Lu Maw, the third “brother,” sat out for most of the performance. Besides the Brothers themselves, they recruit their wives and sisters-in-law to help spice up the shows with lively dancing and colorful costumes.

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There were only four tourists in attendance at this show: me, a Canadian woman (who had also been on my boat to Mingun earlier in the day), and two Belgian women. Lu Maw repeatedly tells audiences: “Put our photo on your blog and website. When tourists support us, we stay alive.” Consider it done, my brother.

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02:54 AM PST Permalink |
20071230 Sunday December 30, 2007
Maing Thauk Orphanage

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Last week, while in Myanmar, I paid a visit to the Maing Thauk Orphanage, located near the eastern shore of Inle Lake. From Nyaungshwe, where I was staying, it was a one-hour bike ride; a trip that passed through a glorious rural tapestry of farmland, wooden houses, wooden monasteries, water buffaloes, and friendly locals. By the time I got the orphanage---the last half-mile required an uphill climb that forced me to jump off my back and push---I was starting to sweat, despite the cool temperatures (and at night it was damn cold!).

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Director U Tet Tun was back in Ngaungshwe, but I was greeted by some of his assistants (along with a chorus of "Hello" from the nearly 50 boys) and distributed badminton sets and cane balls used to play chinlon (a game similar to takraw) I had brought with me. My friend Walter (another American living in Bangkok) arrived shortly afterwards on motorcycle (he wisely chose not to pedal all the way), bringing some treats of his own for the kids.

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After I made my financial donation, I went back outside and took some photos of the boys. My mission next time will be to return with prints for each of them --- along with more sports equipment and books. The orphanages definitely need money so that they can feed and clothe the orphans, but little extras like badminton sets seem to really thrill these kids.

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Maing Thauk can also be visited as part of your Inle Lake boat trip. Some days of the week there is a lively floating market near the shore. Just tell whoever arranges your boat trip (usually your hotel or guesthouse) that you want to visit the orphanage (they actually have two separate buildings now: one for boys and one for girls), and they can show you the way. From the lakeshore, it’s about a 20-30 minute walk to the orphanages.

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08:43 PM PST Permalink |

20071229 Saturday December 29, 2007
People People

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This is Thwe Thwe Aye, the delightful head nurse --- actually, the only nurse --- at the Mingun Home for the Aged. This facility houses elderly residents, aged seventy and older, who have no family to take care of them. Currently the home has more than sixty residents, the oldest one going strong at 96. Thwe Thwe is the sole nursing professional at the home, but a doctor from nearby Mandalay (a 40-60 minute boat trip up or down the Ayeyarwady River) visits once per week. Thwe Thwe Aye says her biggest need is more medicine for the residents, particularly hypertension meds such as Amlodipin. She depends upon donations from tourists to purchase the vast majority of the meds she needs for the elderly residents. Sending items through the postal service, however, is not a reliable option. I promised Thwe Thwe Aye I would bring some meds from her wish list the next time I visit (probably in April or May). If anyone wishes to donate medicine or money to the Mingun Home for the Aged (located across the dirt road from the Mingun Bell ---the world’s largest “uncracked” bell!), you are welcome to send them to my attention at Dasa Book Café in Bangkok.

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This is Ethel. I never caught her last name. Believe it or not, she is a freelance tour guide in Yangon! A native of Yangon, Ethel has excellent English skills (her father was British). She is now in her early seventies. Most days you can find her on Mahabandoola Road, on the block just east of City Hall. Her favorite expression, popping up at least once every minute, is “blah blah blah.” I had planned on using her for a short tour of northern Yangon, but I couldn’t find her during my last day in town. On the day that I DID talk with her, Ethel proved to be a delightful and knowledgeable lady, possessing a playful wit. Even though I didn’t use her for any services that day, I gave her some money that she could use to buy food and medicine (she recently hurt her leg).

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This is Thant Zin, more commonly known as Mr. Pancake. He runs an English Language and Computer Training Center in the small town (more of a big village) of Mingun. Chances are, you will meet him when getting off the tourist boat from Mingun. He will invite you to visit the school, and of course hope that you will donate money or sponsor a student (I picked up the tab for three kids’ tuition this time). Thanks to recent donations from a Thai tour group, he was able to buy new computer equipment for the school and purchase more books. He hopes to get Internet service in 2008. You can contact him at: thantzin1977@gmail.com


07:30 PM PST Permalink |

Fine Folks

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There is plenty to see in Myanmar (or Burma, if you prefer); everything from glorious pagodas and teak monasteries (and the famous teak bridge in Amarapura), to mountains, rivers, and lakes, and a mind boggling variety of ethnic villages. There are many places I still want to explore in Myanmar (Kengtung, Mawlamyine, and Mrauk U, for starters), but inevitably I return to the same cities I’ve already visited, just to reconnect with people I’ve met on past trips. I dare anyone to visit this country and not come away with an emotional attachment to these fine folks. As recent events have revealed, not all is well in Myanmar, but the resilient populace continues to live their lives --- and welcome visitors --- with grace and good humor.

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01:37 AM PST Permalink |
20071228 Friday December 28, 2007
Back from the Road

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I Returned on Friday morning from my latest Myanmar (Burma) trip. This one was only 11 days, but packed with adventure: most the “wild thrills” consisting of teashop visits, showing around a first-time visitor, buying badminton sets for orphanages, and bags of oranges for monasteries. More stories and photos to follow in the coming days.

Meanwhile, I became immediately annoyed upon arrival back in Bangkok. I don’t think I can accurately express my disgust at our “wonderful” new Suvarnabhumi Airport. This facility has been open for 15 months now, but it remains an embarrassment for Thailand. Poorly laid out, poor signage, poorly organized, and utterly aggravating when you have to wade through a sea of sharp-dressed taxi-touting cretins to get to the real taxi stand. During the walk from customs to the taxi stand I screamed at three different people who attempted to “help” me. How can the Airport Authority allow these freelance thugs into their facility? With practices like this, Thailand will continue to be regarded as a bumbling, third world country. But hey, at least the airport has more toilets now!

I was deeply saddened, and troubled, by Thursday’s assassination of Benazir Bhutto. I have only superficial knowledge of what sort of leader she had been, or what she represents to the people of Pakistan, but anytime such an eloquent and charismatic leader dies, it leaves an irreplaceable vacuum in that country. But in this case, I also fear there will be fallout through the region. Will this insane violence ever come to an end?

I experienced another “first” during my Myanmar trip. I asked my taxi driver to drop me off at the Morning Star teashop on the way to the Yangon airport on Sunday morning. I needed my bowl (actually, I ordered two!) of ohno kauk swe noodles to fortify me for the long morning ahead (never trusting the quality of airline food--- if they even serve anything). The taxi driver sat with me and had a cup of tea while he waited for me to finish. But before I had wolfed down my second bowl of noodles, the taxi driver paid the bill himself! I tried to hand him some money but he refused to take it. In the end, I just tipped him more for the taxi ride. But that a typical act of Burmese hospitality. These people deserve a big group hug! Go and visit now!


06:57 PM PST Permalink |

20071216 Sunday December 16, 2007
Fixing a Crack

I had to take my CD player in for repair this week. I’ve only had the thing for about four months but that didn’t stop one of the crucial parts from cracking. It’s always a hassle having to lug around a large electronics item in Bangkok. The Philips service center was down on Silom Road, so I debated whether to take the Skytrain, the Subway, or a taxi. In the end I compromised and took a taxi there and the Skytrain back to my store. Finding the exact place proved to be somewhat challenging. The woman on the phone said it was near the corner of Convent and Silom. No problem; I knew exactly where that was. But the service center wasn’t in the main building, it was tucked away on the first floor of the parking garage! Thanks to a helpful security guard I managed to find the place. Now, I’m stuck with a cheap backup CD player (mono, anyone?) until I get my regular one back.

Dennis from Australia, a regular customer over the years, popped in again this week. He’s been spending time in Bangkok, in between trips to Malaysia and Indonesis, before he heads back to Melbourne. This time he brought a friend from Indonesia who had never been to Bangkok before. Not only that, this was the first time the young lady had been out of Indonesia! I wish I could remember her name, but she was very personable and seemed delighted, if somewhat overwhelmed, to be here in the big, crazy city. She’s an artist, so Dennis made sure to take here to some of the local galleries. He also took her to Nana Plaza and stopped in a bar that specializes in transvestites. Not sure if that was what she expected to find in Bangkok, but she seemed fascinated by the experience.

We’ve had a lot of backpacker types in the store this month, looking at books but not buying anything. That’s no great surprise. Most young travelers are on a limited budget, not to mention limited bag space, so they aren’t going to buy a ton of books. A lot of them just come in to browse the guidebook sections, getting tips on what to do and where to go next. Despite so much information online, guidebooks remain popular. And that’s one reason we had to move them downstairs. When they were shelved upstairs---in an area we couldn’t always monitor---too many books got stolen. What can you do? I’ve got a few ideas, but I’d better not verbalize them!


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20071213 Thursday December 13, 2007
Explain that Tune

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In the midst of all the Thai election madness going on around us (election day will be held on December 23), a bunch of anti-politicians calling themselves the Artist Party have surfaced. They have certainly helped transform a predictable campaign into something more lively --- and funny. This week they put up an assortment of campaign signs around town, touting their own “candidates” --- even though they are not officially fielding anyone for office. My favorite of their signs is the one that pictures three guys, all dressed in business suits, and all holding their noses --- apparently bothered by some pervasive political stink still lingering in the air. Clearly, the Artist Party is relishing the opportunity to poke fun at the usual brand of drab campaign signs, as well as pointing out the ridiculousness of it all. I would love to see these guys really have some candidates running for office.

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I never thought that I’d find myself owning any Linkin Park CDs, but thanks to my friend Somphot, I’ve become a fan --- at least of their newest album. Somphot, whose nickname is Ice (Is it a Thai law that everyone must have a silly nickname?), is a huge music fan, which is one reason we get along so well. I’ve discovered some good Thai music from listening to his advice, and I’ve reciprocated and turned him onto some of my favorite “international” music too. I went out and bought the new “Asian Edition” of Linkin Park’s Minutes to Midnight album, which includes some bonus songs, after hearing Ice’s “copy” recording. My version also comes with a booklet that has the song lyrics. So now, whenever Ice comes over he religiously pours over the lyric booklet, trying to understand what these guys are saying, or singing. Inevitably I’m the one who has to translate it for Ice, or explain what some of this stuff means --- and man is it that a tough assignment! With some of the more esoteric lyrics it becomes an exercise in futility. You certainly can’t take the meaning of everything they are singing literally, or it would be even more confusing. But doing this lyric transcription has helped my Thai language skills, dredging up words I haven’t used in years or making me hit the dictionary in search of the necessary definitions. But besides all that, I really like the songs on this album. Hey, it’s got a good beat and you can dance to it. Passionate, yet rocking. Nice vocals. But for most Thai music fans that stuffs not enough. They absolutely have to know what the song lyrics are all about.

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Naturally, this rambling tale leads me to my latest Listening List. Here are the most played albums at my place this month:

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Earth, Wind & Fire – The Essential
Raul Malo – After Hours
Razorlight – Razorlight
Annie Lennox – Songs of Mass Desctruction
Eagles – Long Road out of Eden
Patti Scialfa – Play it as it Lays
Robert Plant & Alison Krauss – Raising Sand
Shooter Jennings – Electric Rodeo
Linkin Park – Minutes to Midnight
Eurythmics – In the Garden
John Lee Hooker – The Best of Friends
The Who – Who’s Next (Deluxe Edition)
Ed Harcourt – Until Tomorrow Then: The Best of
Feist – The Reminder
Cheikh Lo – Lamp Fall
Grant Green – Sunday Mornin’
Doll By Doll – Doll By Doll
Elvis Presley – Elvis Country
Various Artists – Blue Bossa
Matthew Sweet – Time Capsule: The Best of 1990 -2000
Nick Lowe – At my Age
Money Mark – Brand New Tomorrow
The Beautiful South – Golddiggas, Headnodders & Pholk Songs
Duke Ellington – The Essential
Jimmy Eat World – Clarity

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06:13 AM PST Permalink |
20071209 Sunday December 09, 2007
Tourist Season

From my perspective here at the bookshop there seems to be a lot of tourists in Bangkok this month. Our business the past two weeks has been much better than normal, and a lot of that I attribute to the influx of new tourists. Hey, keep it coming!

I was getting off the subway at the Silom station on Thursday night when I heard someone say, “Hey, Lazy Mango.” As the former proprietor of the Lazy Mango Bookshop in Siem Reap, I assumed that comment was directed at me. I looked around and saw a familiar face greet me, although I couldn’t remember the name right away. “Hey, aren’t you the guy who used to run Lazy Mango?” the fellow asked again. I acknowledged that I was indeed the dude in question. We chatted for a while and I remembered his name: Steve. He lived in Siem Reap for several months back in 2004, working as a DJ at the nearby Temple Bar. He would frequently come to my shop, not to buy books but CDs. At that time we carried a few hundred used discs and he always found something interesting in the mix. We had a nice chat and both agreed that getting out of Siem Reap was a mentally healthy thing to do. Steve promised to drop by my shop in Bangkok while he is in town. He’s here with his wife for a month-long visit.

In another Lazy Mango flashback, I got an e-mail this week from my friend So Peng Thai. He used to help me out at the bookshop part-time while also working as a moto driver and studying to be a tour guide (which he successfully accomplished: he is now a licensed Angkor guide). Anyway, he was writing to announce that he would be getting married in May next year! Big news indeed. I wrote back and I told me that I’d do my best to attend, even though I try to avoid going to weddings. Knowing how expensive Khmer weddings can be, I also offered to help him out if he needed any extra money for the ceremony. He sent me a sweet reply, declining the monetary offer, but hoping that I would come to the wedding:

“I just want to get you here to visit me. That's enough for me. I want to make my family happy and all of my friends happy the way I do. I want the next generation to see how hard that we have to work in our life if we want to get prosperity and a good life. After I get married I will do business and save to build a house too. You can come to stay when you come here. When I get time I will visit you in Thailand too.”

So Peng Thai is a good example of someone who worked hard to rise from an impoverished background and do well for himself. He taught himself English and moved from his village, near Kompong Kdei, to work in Siem Reap, believing this was the best place for him to get ahead. And he has. By local standards he has become very successful as a guide. And that’s no surprise to me: he is industrious, personable, generous (he paid for one of his sisters to go to school also), and a damn good singer too. He made a demo of a Khmer song last year and gave me a copy on CD. I wish I had a voice that good! As much as I hate weddings, I may have to attend this one.

Last month the Airports of Thailand (AOT) plugged the improve quality of the toilets at the new Suvarnabhumi International Airport in Bangkok in a continuing series of “columns” in the local newspaper. In a column/announcement this week they were defending the air conditioning system used at Suvarnabhumi. Once again, someone with a fairly poor grasp of the English language has written the copy. Here’s one passage:

“For problems concerning insufficient cool air at the early stage of operation of the airport, they mainly caused by the construction of shops and offices which was done after the system had already been fixed. In such doing, displacement diffusers were either moved or covered, and the radiant floor cooling system was also adjusted resulting less cool air become less in certain areas.”

Huh? After the in-depth analysis of toilet and air-conditioning functions at the airport I’m looking forward to whatever they’ll be dissecting in the next column!


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20071205 Wednesday December 05, 2007
Long Live the King!

Bangkok Dazed

Forget Songkran and Loy Krathong; the most amazing annual event in Thailand was held today: King’s Bhumipol’s birthday. Also known as Father’s Day here in Thailand, the King’s Birthday is not only a major holiday, but it’s an affirmation of the nation’s sincere love for their long reigning monarch.

Predictably, the streets and shops of the city were a sea of yellow on Wednesday, nearly everyone wearing yellow shirts in honor of the King. Traffic was light for most of the day, but towards evening the streets became clogged with vehicles making their way towards the celebrations behing held at Sanam Luang.

No matter how you feel about royalty, or the whole concept of the monarchy, seeing a populace so devoted to someone the King ---the man who is the heart and soul of the country---is an incredible thing to witness. I don’t think there is another country in the world where a ruler is so loved and admired. And justifiably so.


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20071202 Sunday December 02, 2007
Violence and Votes

As much as I criticize America for its culture of violence and aggression, things aren’t exactly always peaceful and crime-free here in Thailand either. Take the tragic case of the Japanese tourist, a woman in her mid-20s, who was murdered in Sukhothai last week during the Loy Krathong festival. She was apparently cycling around the historical park the night of the big celebrations when someone cut her throat and robbed her. For the most part Thailand is a very safe country to visit, even for solo female tourists, but like most places in the world nowadays, it’s not as safe as it used to be.

Another violent note, it’s election time! Yes, the Thai national elections are now only three weeks away, so the campaigns are heating up, the campaign trucks are driving around blaring their propaganda (along with Isaan folk songs), and murders are increasing too. That’s right; you can’t have an election in Thailand without a bit of blood. Just yesterday a canvasser for one party was shot dead in Phattalung, and a candidate for an office in Prachuap Khiri Kan was stabbed to death---although the latter’s death is being called a simple robbery. Unfortunately, today’s Bangkok Post published the photo of one of the deceased men, and under his photo, next to his first name, it said: Found Naked. Why do they print stuff like that? Looks like the editor was asleep once again.

Speaking of those decibel-defying campaign trucks, the worst part is when they are driving down Sukhumvit Road and then come to a complete stop at the red light, right in front of my shop. This being Bangkok, it takes forever for the light to change, so we are subjected to the truck’s racket for what feels like an eternity.

Related to the Sukhothai murder, authorities have temporarily closed the park as part of their investigation. In today’s paper there was a photo of the sign that they posted, another indication that the locals aren’t learning English properly:
WAT SAPHAN HIN IS CLOSED FOR SECURITY MISSION
PLEASE DO NOT PASS AT ALL TIME
SORRY FOR UNCOMFORTABLE

I had a nice visit last week from Burmese writer Aung Thein Kyaw, commonly known as ATK. He’s a friend of my friend Ma Thanegi in Yangon. ATK was in Bangkok for a few days and stopped by my bookshop to pick up some Harry Potter books for his children. “I’m just happy that they like to read,” he said, lamenting the growing number of teenagers in Yangon who are addicted to computer games and karaoke. Besides writing his own books and magazine articles, ATK has done several book translations, one of which was a Burmese version of Alan Paton’s classic Cry, the Beloved Country.


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